My mom sent me this photo from a retirement community building that she works at. It was entered into a cross stitch contest. She called me to say she had sent the message, and said, "I think grandma won at this, but you could try for second place."
She hasn't seen the final "stack" (putting stack in quotes is better than calling at a mountain, right?) of fabric, but I bet she just senses it. MOM I PROMISE I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANY NEW FABRIC! (I know she's reading this too!)